Series of Most Unfortunate Events
No, this is not a review of Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events. It is a rather sad story about the unfortunate series of events which will delay the introduction our featured artist, Laurie Franklin.
It was with artful abandon that Laurie Franklin labored at her keyboard, typing each carefully chosen morsel of insight with poetic verbiage as she answered my questions for her bio. Her mood was pensive, the light was growing dim, and the room was as quiet as a tomb. Nothing but the sound of Laurie’s keystrokes moved about the room. Laurie gave unselfishly of her time to put my needs ahead of her own as she pushed back the pressures of time that lurked in the twilight of the evening.
Laurie continued her drudgery at the keyboard until “at last” the work was complete. The finished product was most assuredly the artful work we expect from Laurie before (sobbing now) … disaster struck when she hit “send”. YES! It was the “The Curse of the Error Message” that pulled her work into the Black Hole of Cyberspace; never to be retrieved again.
Well #%*! it all! Has this demon of the dark ever defiled your work?
If this tragic story has not left you with a tear in your eye, then read on my friend for there is more to the story. This sinister series of tragic events happened as Laurie was preparing her escape from home, to a place where she will be safely hidden from the vile computer demon until Monday. Given this series of unfortunate events I have decided to delay the publication of the next article in the Meet The Artist Series until she returns. Stayed tuned to House of Shadows.net for the next episode ….
